In this episode, we’re going to have some fun but also address a very real problem: assholes in the gym.
You know what I’m talking about. The assholes that smell like shit, that sweat on everything, that gawk at women, that superset half of the gym and leave their weights everywhere, and so on.
You might be laughing, and yes, these people can be pretty amusing, but they also make for a significantly worse gym experience for us and everyone else, and, in some cases, even drive people away from gyms altogether.
And so I wanted to have a few laughs at the expense of these assholes by breaking down the 9 most annoying things that they do, and also share some commonsense advice on how we can all make our gyms a bit more pleasant for all of our fellow gymgoers.
What did you think of this episode? Have anything else to share? Let me know in the comments below!
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Many companies use shipping and handling fees to increase their profit margins, but here at Legion, we hate profits, so our shipping is free!
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